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Above: The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the only Steamy attraction at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
March 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
341 Disney units
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its hanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Holland Address by a strong replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess pants.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are tranquil blasters used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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