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A major view of The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln when it's not covered in stalactites
The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
April 9, 2000
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically charming glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Carrousels." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Anaheim Address by a wet replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to find this attraction half an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, dietary restrictions, valuable clothing, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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