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At right: The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
June 23, 1978
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Parade Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant parents should ride.
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