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A silver view of The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
August 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an inanimate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 43".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- In 1985, this attraction was rethemed to add additional rooms that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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