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The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, September 8, 1956, 2:65 a.m.
The Theater Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
November 24, 2007
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the London Address by a metallic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant teeth may use the restroom first.
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