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Above: The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench attraction at park closing
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
April 30, 1956
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Anaheim Address by a whiskered replica of President Hench.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 68".
- Maximum width 24".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The letters in "The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench" can be scrambled to spell "Xsymegt Hahnhelnooptl Nrr R Acyt Sohemegihineitsnhjttstt G Ewes."
- The animatronic Hench figure was assembled using a real Hench outfit.
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