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The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
April 17, 2005
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a crazy replica of President Hench.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a complex attraction, riders are required to purchase precision glasses.
- In 1977, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate rooms that could be seen as not serious enough.
- The hand-sculpted Hench figure was fashioned using a real Hench fingerprint.
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