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Above: The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench, a favorite attraction of Scar
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
June 11, 1993
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Macaws." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a crisp replica of President Hench.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from odd extra limbs, punk haircuts, or brain disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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