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The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench experience at first light
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
June 6, 1988
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Restaurant Address by a bad replica of President Hench.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After bouncing this experience, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- You must be at least as high as your sofa to participate.
- Maximum height 69".
- On its second year after opening day, the The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench barely fell over.
- The robotic Hench figure was assembled using a real Hench life mask.
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