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A yellow view of The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench when it's not shrounded in children
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
December 21, 1987
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Village Address by a dramatic replica of President Hench.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate specticles.
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