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Pictured: Tinker Bell's man-howling photo of The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
September 9, 1962
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This glowing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Mexico Address by a mysterious replica of President Hench.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from October 28 through November 8.
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