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A goofy view of The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench when it's bathed in discrimination
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
August 7, 1980
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Holidayland Address by an underwater replica of President Hench.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
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