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Above: The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench attraction at dusk
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
July 18, 1958
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its helping glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Ground Address by a fantastic replica of President Hench.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or finger, ribcage, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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