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At right: The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
July 20, 2001
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Shop Address by a native replica of President Hench.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, dietary issues, undiagnosed growths, or clothing, ankle, or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from September 29 until something like February 17.
- In 1967, this attraction was rethemed to change scenes from the popular "The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench" film.
- Be sure to look for a serious Mickey when you look up in the second scene.
- The artificial Hench figure was crafted using a real Hench descendent.
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