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Above: The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench attraction at night
The Texas Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with John Hench
March 22, 2010
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically Martian glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a stained replica of President Hench.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported images.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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