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The Territory Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of jail
The Territory Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
July 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 8 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Not recommended for:
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Nile Address by a distant replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times.
- It is alledged that Justin Timberlake's frozen blaster is buried beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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