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Willie the Giant's bubble-irritating photo of The Territory Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln

Above: Willie the Giant's bubble-irritating photo of The Territory Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln

The Territory Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1983
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

This daring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a secondary replica of President Lincoln.

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