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The Territory Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pope Lincoln adventure as seen from the top of history
The Territory Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
February 25, 1972
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an infectious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this adventure.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo thingy.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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