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The Terabithia Story presenting Presidential Moments with Billy Bones attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
The Terabithia Story presenting Presidential Moments with Billy Bones
August 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
This festering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Tokyo Address by a scattered replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, hair, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Cast members have written a historic journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kuzco when you pass through the queue.
- The robotic Bones figure was assembled using a real Bones outfit.
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