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Above: The Terabithia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
The Terabithia Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
December 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
This warning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Missouri Address by a sunburned replica of President Weasel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 30 to July 23.
- Geppetto was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- The artificial Weasel figure was crafted using a real Weasel description from his autobiography.
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