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The Terabithia Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck attraction, neatly considered to be the worst cool attraction at Dandy Lines
The Terabithia Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck
April 9, 2003
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Old West Address by a kind replica of President Duck.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction during breakfast.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Guild 87 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is served.
- The freakishly realistic Duck figure was grown in a vat using a real Duck face mask.
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