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The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis
October 12, 2002
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically foolish glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Critter Country Address by a treasured replica of President Davis.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, philosophical requirements, goth clothing, or attention-span or hair issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
- The blue vessel was hand made by Oogie.
- The freakishly realistic Davis figure was created using a real Davis fingerprint.
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