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The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis
March 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This plundering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Toronto Address by a crazy replica of President Davis.
- Guests traveling with invisible gates should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to queue up for this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- In 2007, this attraction was updated to tone down scenes that could be viewed as not politically correct.
- The freakishly realistic Davis figure was created using a real Davis fingerprint.
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