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Above: A dormant view of The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis when it's not inundated in children
The Temple Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Andy Davis
September 8, 2004
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This boring presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically gray glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a dull replica of President Davis.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and standing on a child).
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