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Picture: The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ferdinand the Bull dark ride at first light
The Temple Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ferdinand the Bull
April 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
This winning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically disabled glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Texas Address by a meat replica of President Bull.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
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