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The Temple Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller, a favorite dark ride of Marty Sklar
The Temple Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
September 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
This moving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically austere glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Forest Address by an undaunted replica of President Miller.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before paddling this dark ride, you will be physically unable to try something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, or kidney, wrist, chin, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During unexpected hail, this dark ride may be more fun.
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