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Above: The Temple Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller attraction, happily roving in the afternoon sunlight
The Temple Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller
September 30, 1956
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This quitting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically eager glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Toontown Address by a scandalous replica of President Miller.
- If you are sensitive to crews, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess belts.
- The letters in "The Temple Story presenting Legendary Moments with Ron Miller" can be scrambled to spell "Ogesn Poie Igytil Rt Ohrllreyssdmmetewttmahemrpet Rennnn Le."
- The artificial Miller figure was assembled using a real Miller face mask.
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