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Above: The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Bambi attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Bambi
April 20, 1983
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Orange County Address by a simple replica of President Bambi.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 107.
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