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The Tavern Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst perfect attraction at Disneyland
The Tavern Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln
March 27, 2001
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically unimaginable glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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