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The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle attraction during repairs
The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle
April 22, 1967
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Missouri Address by a vengeful replica of President Deedle.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, skimpy clothing, or spinal, brain, familial, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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