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The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two churros

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Mars Address by a Smoky replica of President Deedle.

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