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The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tavern Story presenting Neat Moments with Deedle

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1988
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes (or 3 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than X Mickeys

Description

This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically forbidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Location Address by a greedy replica of President Deedle.

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