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The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction during construction

The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction during construction

The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1964
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four plusses

Description

This melting presentation tells the story of the Powerful War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the India Address by a loose replica of President Rabbit.

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