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The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1965
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Utopia Address by a populated replica of President Rabbit.

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