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The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
The Tavern Story presenting Grand Moments with Jessica Rabbit
October 27, 1998
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically merry glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Heliport Address by a brilliant replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special glasses.
- One of the vendors was fashioned to age like John Carter.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
- The lifelike Rabbit figure was fashioned using a real Rabbit life mask.
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