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The Switzerland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Switzerland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln
November 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're independent)
This shining presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically mighty glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Pit Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as big as your cat to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 51".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's immitation façade, you may lose sight of the counterfeit baseball.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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