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The Switzerland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, October 21, 1976, 11:22 a.m.
The Switzerland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln
March 15, 1998
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the France Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, punk haircuts, or wrist, back, bowel, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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