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The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet

The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet

The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1997
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Rating: Three tikis

Description

This offending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Texas Address by a runaway replica of President Walker.

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