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The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
June 26, 1997
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Texas Address by a runaway replica of President Walker.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to joke with your friends.
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