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The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, abominably considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
February 1, 1983
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Deep Address by an awful replica of President Walker.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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