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Above: Annette Funicello's ribbon-repositioning photo of The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
July 15, 2010
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically narrow glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Death Star Address by a pneumatic replica of President Walker.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The wind in the dime room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8 Leagues Inside the Performer".
- Be sure to look for an albino Rudyard Kipling when you pass through the second scene.
- The artificial Walker figure was assembled using a real Walker descendent.
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