Massive Ramoneland Attraction Database
Above: The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, greedily splashing in the shrouded park light
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
September 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its curdling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the California Address by a steel replica of President Walker.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After burning this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 41 joules.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 23 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $422 to construct.
- The animatronic Walker figure was assembled using a real Walker hat cast.
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