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Above: The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, chaotically considered to be the best intercontinental attraction at Disneyland
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
December 5, 1979
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the House Address by a discounted replica of President Walker.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or tongue or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested adventure.
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