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Image: The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary
The Switzerland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
September 18, 1974
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Grotto Address by an antique replica of President Walker.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
- Zazu was once spotted playing this attraction.
- The artificial Walker figure was grown in a vat using a real Walker fingerprint.
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