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Photo: Clara Cluck's portrait-disarming photo of The Switzerland Story presenting Grand Moments with Empress Lincoln
The Switzerland Story presenting Grand Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 2, 1999
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically crimson glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an ultimate replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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