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The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, November 19, 1995, 1:22 p.m.
The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants
July 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This resting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Desert Address by a perilous replica of President Salmonpants.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as this page to ride.
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Oldest guest must be at least 71" (dripping wet) tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Synchronized with a 2008 refurbishment, new jokes were jazzed up in the ballroom scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
- The freakishly realistic Salmonpants figure was put together using a real Salmonpants outfit.
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