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Pictured: The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants
December 17, 1990
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Midwest Address by a burnt replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive mannequins.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The comment about panels is a sly pun.
- The freakishly realistic Salmonpants figure was grown in a vat using a real Salmonpants DNA sample.
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