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George of the Jungle's sport-haunting photo of The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants
The Studio Story presenting Presidential Moments with Fred Salmonpants
May 25, 1976
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Settlement Address by a professional replica of President Salmonpants.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something that doesn't involve chests.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos, water-soluable clothing, or lung, personal, liver, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The reference to activists is an obvious anachronism.
- The hand-sculpted Salmonpants figure was fashioned using a real Salmonpants DNA sample.
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