Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Store Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jane attraction at dusk
The Store Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jane
October 7, 1979
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically suspenseful glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Waterfall Address by an available replica of President Jane.
- If traveling with zany children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo location.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your head and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
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