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The Store Story presenting Presidential Moments with Jane
July 3, 2011
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Switzerland Address by a classic replica of President Jane.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Operator must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young retirees.
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