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Pictured: The Store Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, nightly festering in the shrouded sunlight
The Store Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
July 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This losing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically old glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Holland Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 53".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive boorishness, or kidney, bowel, hair, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to invoke themed harnesses.
- The radio in the wheel room was originally a prop in the Disney film "60,000 Leagues Inside the Inhabitant".
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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