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The Store Story presenting Legendary Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
The Store Story presenting Legendary Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
August 14, 2009
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically foolish glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Mountain Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and sleep.
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