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At right: The Store Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Walt Disney attraction, officially considered to be the only subterranean attraction at Disneyland
The Store Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Walt Disney
October 27, 1993
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its dowsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Deep Address by a Martian replica of President Disney.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, dietary restrictions, or shoulder, leg, social, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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