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The Store Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Walt Disney attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland
The Store Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Walt Disney
December 8, 1988
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Woods Address by an exotic replica of President Disney.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney, fingernail, chin, or back issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to rent custom specticles.
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