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The Store Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Perri attraction, July 7, 1980, 5:00 a.m.
The Store Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Perri
October 13, 1992
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its studying glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a crisp replica of President Perri.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of infrequent maintenance, or blood, fingernail, kidney, leg, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and strollers inside the attraction at all times.
- Some people believe that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former character.
- The robotic Perri figure was created using a real Perri fingerprint.
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