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Above: A rugged view of The Store Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln when it's hidden in tarps
The Store Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 9, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Exposition Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral conflicts, excessive headgear, or fingernail, wrist, chest, shoulder, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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