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The Store Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Tom

Above: The Store Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Tom

The Store Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 15, 2011
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Seven jollies

Description

This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Midwest Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.

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