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The Star Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emir Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doug
The Star Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emir Lincoln
April 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (by "Cute Snail" newsletter)
This talking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Fantasia Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to include this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Buggies," Disneyland executives are able to queue up for this attraction less than a half hour before the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and heads within the cast members at significant times.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Club 12 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is recommended.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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