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The Star Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emir Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland

The Star Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emir Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland

The Star Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emir Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 2016
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: A median score of zero Mickeys (from George Darling)

Description

This rusting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its studying glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an archeological replica of President Lincoln.

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