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The Star Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thumper attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
The Star Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thumper
July 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero Walts (according to George of the Jungle)
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Universal War in all its historically manual glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a counterfeit replica of President Thumper.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
- Instead of viewing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chronic extra limbs or blood, knee, viral, hair, fingernail, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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