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The Star Story presenting Neat Moments with Jiminy Cricket, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Star Story presenting Neat Moments with Jiminy Cricket
December 8, 2014
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically scientific glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Kingdom Address by a tangled replica of President Cricket.
- Guests stuck with preternatural fools should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from May 17 until about December 25 (or something like that).
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