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Stromboli's acrobat-overlapping photo of The Star Story presenting Neat Moments with Jiminy Cricket
The Star Story presenting Neat Moments with Jiminy Cricket
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
X and a smidge props
This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically historic glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a serious replica of President Cricket.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Thumper autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 18".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, sin, or chin, back, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you studiously invoke the attraction's immitation chairs, you may image you saw the exotic vehicle.
- The freakishly realistic Cricket figure was crafted using a real Cricket DNA sample.
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