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Photo: The Star Story presenting Disnified Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the forest
The Star Story presenting Disnified Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Star Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is haunted by the little ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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