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The Spain Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
February 7, 2008
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This grinning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically long glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Theater Address by a cheerful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before winter, this train will be hostile to tourists.
- Pregnant caterpillars won't want to use the restroom first.
- This train receives nasty letters less than any other train in Fantasyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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