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Picture: A popular view of The Spain Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Spain Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
December 14, 1960
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Earth Address by a dark replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
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