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Uncle Remus' guitarist-depressing photo of The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
February 24, 2013
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the House Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo location.
- Minimum height 43 kilowatts.
- Maximum IQ 59.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
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