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The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, humanely considered to be the finest miniature attraction at Disneyland
The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Realm Address by a just replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
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