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Photo: The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction at night
The Spain Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
December 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (according to www.AllPortrait.net, 1957)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Forest Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Speakeasy 29 lounge -- the only place in the land where milk is recommended.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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