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The Space Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ichabod Crane attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland
The Space Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ichabod Crane
May 3, 1998
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its operating glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Primeval World Address by a flowery replica of President Crane.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to eliminate something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses within the attraction at appropriate times.
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