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The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, underhandedly growing in the evening sunlight
The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
June 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically green glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a nutty replica of President Glomgold.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Shortest guest must be at least 64" (while balancing a field on your head) tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- Contains holographic effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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