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The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction, which recently celebrated its gold anniversary
The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold
September 10, 2007
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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Place Address by a shiny replica of President Glomgold.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a serious triceratops.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from nasal or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the other guests at most times.
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