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The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction during construction

The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold attraction during construction

The South Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Flintheart Glomgold

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1981
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 383 meters
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

This crashing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Depot Address by a red replica of President Glomgold.

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