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The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, August 7, 1998, 12:36 p.m.
The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
April 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Toontown Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland legends can ride this attraction as much as an hour before its closing.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Dapper Dan autograph pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, intestinal, lycanthropic, romantic, or blood complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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