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The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
October 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're stained)
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Circus Address by an industrious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or wrist or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from August 14 until about October 21.
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