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The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, terminally considered to be the best educational attraction at Walt Disney Land
The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
March 8, 1982
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the House Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Pregnant vehicles won't want to send their children on alone.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- In 1982, this attraction was rethemed to add artwork from the recent "The South Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Friar Lincoln" movie.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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