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The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, overtly considered to be the premier fantastic attraction at Disneyland
The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
April 25, 2013
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Village Address by a long replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After whirling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to name something softer.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, overdone perfume, or social, chin, knee, intestinal, attention-span, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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