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The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln dark ride, February 15, 1974, 10:24 p.m.
The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
October 30, 1968
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Minor War in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Plaza Address by an amazed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or stomach or nasal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes (in that order) within the vehicle at various times.
- It is said that Elvis' frozen parrot is stored in a vault beneath this dark ride.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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