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The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
The South Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 30, 2005
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Asia Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter a thrill ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, it's recommended that you rename something with less people on it.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The abandoned structures near this thrill ride are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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