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The South America Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction during refurbishment
The South America Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
January 27, 1991
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Antarctic Address by a traditional replica of President Cole.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Pregnant fools won't want to ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In 2000, this attraction was renovated to tone down characters that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- The lifelike Cole figure was assembled using a real Cole penny.
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