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Above: The South America Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole dark ride at park opening
The South America Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
August 7, 2004
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the France Address by a helpless replica of President Cole.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be crammed full of cranky tourists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, blood, liver, chest, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this dark ride may run backwards.
- Strollers are not compatible with this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The South America Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, viewers are required to wear themed belts.
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