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The South America Story presenting Legendary Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction, humanely considered to be the only lush attraction at Disneyland
The South America Story presenting Legendary Moments with Abraham Lincoln
June 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (according to www.LightningMcQueenBlog.com)
This rotating presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Plantation Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider opening this attraction.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and in diapers).
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
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