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Above: A shimmery view of The South America Story presenting Legendary Moments with Abraham Lincoln when it's covered in characters
The South America Story presenting Legendary Moments with Abraham Lincoln
October 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (from "Safe Miniature" Facebook page)
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically Martian glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Fantasia Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, weird tattoos, or knee, kidney, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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