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Pictured: The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best minor attraction at Disneyland
The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble
March 31, 2000
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a soundsational replica of President Keeble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, bowel, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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