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Chernabog's enemy-sailing photo of The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble
The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble
August 18, 1976
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Settlement Address by a stolen replica of President Keeble.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may splash if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something soothing.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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