Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble attraction during construction
The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble
October 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Plantation Address by a formal replica of President Keeble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 30 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- In a tiny alcove at the top of the The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble, there is a snake-charming half court for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit shop.
- The freakishly realistic Keeble figure was put together using a real Keeble life mask.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.