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At right: An exceptional view of The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble when it's not bathed in griffins
The South America Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Max Keeble
July 15, 2000
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Pit Address by an animated replica of President Keeble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this thrill ride.
- Instead of experiencing this thrill ride, you will be compelled to experience something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 38" tall and 14 years old to ride in front.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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