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The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst dark attraction at Disneyland

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The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2015
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically simple glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Japan Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.

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