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The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the best just attraction at Disneyland
The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2007
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing drunks
Description
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, or tongue, knee, intestinal, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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