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Below: The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst dark attraction at Disneyland
The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
September 23, 2015
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically simple glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Japan Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic annual pass holders.
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