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The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
January 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (from www.UnexpectedTargets.com)
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its loading glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a patient replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young chickens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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