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The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
The Sky Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
August 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're sinister)
This breathing presentation tells the story of the Wild War in all its splashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the London Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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