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Above: The Sky Story presenting Neat Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
The Sky Story presenting Neat Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
November 16, 1957
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dead glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by an universal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, viral, ribcage, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers within the attraction at most times.
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