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The Sky Story presenting Neat Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the premier humorous attraction at Disneyland
The Sky Story presenting Neat Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
July 22, 1962
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This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Depot Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a familiar glass.
- Before waiting for this attraction, try something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or familial, intestinal, hair, wrist, clothing, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The letters in "The Sky Story presenting Neat Moments with Midshipman Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Tyw Mei D Onmeylthkergstlsposhtahit Ncr Oanmmtnnienispsnie."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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