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The Sky Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, June 25, 1994, 11:06 a.m.
The Sky Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
February 18, 2013
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Theater Address by a patriotic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions, '50s haircuts, or liver, familial, back, immunological, or hair issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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