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Ub Iwerks' tiki-exploding photo of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Above: Ub Iwerks' tiki-exploding photo of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1983
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

This reading presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Holidayland Address by a final replica of President Lincoln.

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