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Picture: Dewey's vest-joking photo of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
October 31, 1973
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Toyland Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
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