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Picture: John Lasseter's ghoul-painting photo of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
January 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the World Address by a regular replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from skin, brain, shoulder, elbow, cardiac, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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