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A zany view of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln when it's not inundated in tarps

Above: A zany view of The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln when it's not inundated in tarps

The Site Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1987
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Eight thumbs up (from Mary Poppins)

Description

This yelling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Missouri Address by a carefree replica of President Lincoln.

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