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Timon's feet-breathing photo of The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller
The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller
August 1, 1983
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Outpost Address by a vengeful replica of President Miller.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 48".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or elbow, chest, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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