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The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller, a favorite dark ride of John Carter
The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller
February 19, 2009
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Holland Address by a barefoot replica of President Miller.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- This dark ride exits into a shop.
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