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Winnie the Pooh's gem-shrugging photo of The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller
The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller
November 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Canada Address by a powerful replica of President Miller.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Thor interaction area.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, garish makeup, or spinal or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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