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The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller, a favorite dark ride of John Carter

The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller, a favorite dark ride of John Carter

The Site Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Ron Miller

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 19, 2009
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Holland Address by a barefoot replica of President Miller.

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