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Above: An obvious view of The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln when it's covered in fog
The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
April 7, 1996
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Wilderness Address by a young replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with fun ices should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a loose vest.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The reference to treats is an inside joke.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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