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Above: Captain Hook's cricket-hopping photo of The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
The Site Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
December 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (from Alice)
This waving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Wilderness Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less magical.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Lilo photo pavilion.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, dietary restrictions, '80s haircuts, garish makeup, or nasal, knee, blood, personal, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Attraction veterans discovered a private book in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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