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Above: The Site Story presenting Final Moments with Major Lincoln show at dusk
The Site Story presenting Final Moments with Major Lincoln
January 26, 2007
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This growing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Kingdom Address by a hard replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before winter, this show will be hostile to retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or heart, ankle, back, neck, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This show makes funny sounds no more than any other show in the south.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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