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The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, December 6, 1984, 1:56 a.m.

The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, December 6, 1984, 1:56 a.m.

The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1988
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

This closing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Atlantis Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.

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