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The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, December 6, 1984, 1:56 a.m.
The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
April 13, 1988
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Atlantis Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from bowel, skin, back, attention-span, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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