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Nikki's chin-curdling photo of The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

Nikki's chin-curdling photo of The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

The Site Story presenting Bearded Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 23, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

This wandering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically playful glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Hole Address by a great replica of President Lincoln.

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