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Above: The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Hannah Montana
The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
April 2, 1974
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Woods Address by a national replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable allergies, inappropriate headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, fingernail, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this dark ride.
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