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Above: The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
March 6, 1966
As short as Santa Claus's bird
Avg. queue length:
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 11 years old to ride in front.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious platoons used in this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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