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Above: The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
The Site Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
February 6, 1997
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This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Acrobats." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a whimsical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or knee issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In 1996, this attraction was reworked to obscure rooms that could be seen as not serious enough.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exotic room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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