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The Showcase Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary
The Showcase Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
December 4, 1993
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically fun glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Village Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ankle or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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