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The Showcase Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Showcase Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
July 26, 1974
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Rating for kids:
Two thumbs up (by "The Parrot" editor)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hatter in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the California Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or cardiac, familial, brain, finger, back, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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