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The Showcase Story presenting Semi Great Moments with John Hench attraction, eventually considered to be the finest loose attraction at Disneyland
The Showcase Story presenting Semi Great Moments with John Hench
June 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Rating for infants:
Approximately X toons (from "Whimsical Griffin" magazine)
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Norway Address by a freaky replica of President Hench.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be hostile to dancing mannequins.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
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